I have no idea how this one popped into my head. Maybe my brain really is that weird but here you go Hungry Hungry Zombie Hippos.
Atk 1 Bite (2d6)
Created by a crazed necromacner in order to protect his lair. Hungry Hungry Zombie Hippos are ambush predators that lie in wait just under the surface of a river or moat. They tend to drag their victims beneath the surface and drown them. That is is their viscous bite doesn’t kill the poor soul outright.
And yes, I know I didn’t post anything last week. I was busy. 🙂