Category Archives: Loot

Magic items and other neat stuff.

Death Adder & Vampiric Viper

It’s been a while since I posted any magic items so here’s a couple that popped in my current 5E campaign. I did do a little retooling here to make them a little more old school friendly.

Death Adder: +1 Khopesh does +1d6 Poison damage. Once per day the wielder gains the following: +10 Ft movement, Movement does not cause Attacks of Opportunity.

The Ring of the Vampiric Viper: Three times per day the wielder may cast Vampiric Touch but they must succeed on a Save versus Magic or the effect is reversed (hurting the wielder and healing the target).

There you go enjoy!

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Magic Weapons & Armor

I was thinking again about magic weapons and armor the other day. Like many I want these items to be more than just a +1 or whatever. I also was thinking about in most of the wondrous tales that we’ve read over the over the years that the characters get a magic item and keep it. Unlike most RPG characters who constantly upgrading to items with more bonuses. Or in even more extreme circumstances, they may be carrying around a golf bag full of magic swords to have just the right weapon for whatever monster they may be facing at the time.

I know things like this have put forth before but there’s so much gaming junk bouncing around my head that I can’t remember where exactly. With that being said, here’s a couple of ideas. These ideas are based around just the base bonus for a particular item, not any additional special abilities.

A really quick method. For this I’m starting with the assumption that these magic items were tailor made for someone besides the player character and designed to be optimized for the original bearer. Additionally, magical power is primarily determined a character’s mental ability scores (Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma) and not their physical scores (Strength, Dexterity, Constitution). So a magic item doesn’t have it’s own bonus but could have a maximum possible bonus. The bonus is determined by one of the ability score modifiers when the item is made. A mace originally made for a High Priest would probably use Wisdom. A dagger made for a Wizard, probably Intelligence. A short sword made for a wily thief, probably Charisma. Say later that some other character comes into possession of the item, then it would go off that character’s modifier. What if a character has penalty? I’m also assuming that each item has a little bit of sentience. It doesn’t like that character and the item in essence becomes cursed while in that character’s possession.

This is easy but if a character is average in their non-class ability scores then they are pretty much screwed. But it’s an interesting idea.

The more involved way. For this method, you keep track of XP for the items and its “level” becomes its bonus. I suggest using the Magic-User XP progression tables since those are the highest. So how do these items gain XP? Well, first the bearer may sacrifice/give a portion of their XP to the item. Magic weapons gain XP for killing things. If the weapon lands the deathblow on a monster then it gains XP based on the HD of the monster similar to the way a character would. For armor, it’s a little different. Whenever an attack from a monster reduces the bearer to 1/4 of their HP or less then the item gains XP based on the HD of the attacking monster if the wearer survives the encounter.

I know this is a little rough around the edges. I just may have to polish it up later on,

Potion of Dragon Fury

The party in my game just finished up fighting a bunch of dragon cultists and I wanted something to make those 1 HD cultists a bit more of challenge to the party. So I came up with the Potion of Dragon Fury.
Duration: 1d4 Turns or until Breath Weapon used (see below).
+2 To-Hit and Damage in melee combat.
The drinker of the potion my used a “breath weapon” doing 3d6 damage. Save for half and this ends the effects of the potion. The potion is “color coded” to match the chromatic dragons for the breath weapon.
Black, Acid, 40 foot line.
Blue, Lightning, 40 foot line.
Green, Poison, 30 foot cone.
Red, Fire, 30 foot cone.
White, 30 foot cone.
Unfortunate, side effect: If the potion is still in effect and the drinker is killed (or reduced 0 HP depending on the rules you are using) then then drinker explodes doing 2d6 damage in a 10 foot radius (type of damage as per the color). Save for half.
It was a real surprise to the PC’s the first time a cultist blew up. And they didn’t learn the next time they faced those guys.
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The Sword of the Damned

One of the characters in the Labyrinth Lord game made a bad wish. That happens in old-school games. To get himself out of the mess, he made a pact with a demon lord. Part of the pact is that he a nasty sword. Sure it gave him some neat stuff but it also let’s the demon lord keep tabs on the character. So here’s a slightly edited version of that sword for your game.
The Sword of the Damned
+2 Long Sword with the following extra powers.
When the character strikes the death blow to a living target, the sword draws the life force of the target into it. The sword gains a number of charges equal to the HD of the target. Here’s how the charges are used.
Heal Wielder: The character must use this power immediately after striking the death blow. The wielder heals 2 HP/HD of the victim.
Hide Alignment: 1 Charge. The alignment of the sword and wielder are hidden from detection for a day. Note: The sword automatically uses this power every day. The wielder cannot stop the sword from doing this.
Invisibility: 3 Charges. The wielder become invisible as per the spell.
Poison Blade: 6 Charges. The sword is coated with a vile demonic poison for one round. If the wielder hits a target then the target must Save or Die.
The only other addition from my game is that sword has the spirit of an imp trapped inside it. While it doesn’t follow the normal rules for intelligent swords, the imp does have its own personality and some knowledge of fiends. The little guy is more than happy to get the PC into trouble.

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The Wondrous Wand of Unreliable Resurrection

The Wondrous Wand of Unreliable Resurrection usually works right and can bring that fallen comrade back from the dead. Note usually. The total number of Hit Die of creatures that the Wand has returned to life is the percentage chance that it will malfunction. When found in a loot pile, the Wand will have already been used for at least 3d10 HD worth of resurrections. Of course, the DM can adjust that however they will.
So what happens when the Wand malfunctions? Roll 1d8 below and see.
1. Disintegrated: That’s all folks!
2. Animate Dead (as the spell): Oops. Sorry. But at least your friend will be worth a few XP.
3. Lost in the Transition: Randomly rearrange the character’s ability scores.
4. Sorry, Wrong Number: The wrong soul is summoned from the Underworld. Make adjustments to alignment, class, ability scores as necessary.
5. Freaky Friday: The fallen character is brought back to life but the wielder and target switch bodies.
6. Reincarnation (as the spell)+Gender Switch: Hiya doin’?
7. Reincarnation (as the spell): Could be worse?
8. This Has Never Happened Before: The wand just doesn’t work. No effect but still counts to total HD resurrected.

What happens when the Wand reaches 100 HD? It continues to work but will malfunction every time. If this seems too kind then change result 8 to 10d6 Fireball, the wand explodes and is destroyed.
Keep rolling those dice folks!